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April 09 2015

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starrysleeper:

high-blogging:

while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

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excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

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March 26 2015

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March 25 2015

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How to call the Police...

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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"Gut, und jetzt das Kakaopulver rein. Langsam, sonst werd ich ungemütlich!" 
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March 22 2015

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March 20 2015

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March 07 2015

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March 05 2015

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February 22 2015

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February 08 2015

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When people ask me how black my humor is, I send them this.

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